SINGLE BLACK FEMALE...

(Posted in an Atlanta Paper's Dating and Personal Section):

.... seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…


Allegedly, 15,000 men found themselves talking to The Atlanta Humane Society about an eight week old BLACK LABRADOR!

Clever eh?