We Are Siamese If You Please
Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen.
One named I cum and the other one named No cum.
No cum marry pletty Chinese girl named No cum tu.
For velly obvious leason No cum and No cum tu not have any children.
One day, No cum went out of town on business.
I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu.
That night I cum came and No cum tu came too.
This make both vely happy. However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum see he
about to become father but he not know how come,
so when baby come, he named it, How cum u cum.
Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day No
cum not know how come How cum u cum came!!
8 comments:
flied lice anyone?
egg flied lice for me please
you playing doukutsu?
i bought Killer7 yesterday for gamecube, if you haven't heard of it it's capcoms very stylised shoot em up, available on ps2 also. I'll report back if it's worth getting, but I need to finish off metroid prime 2 first.
Oh and grow up, stop playing games!
got Killer7 a week ago, its so-so.. the idea and the graphics are good, new idea, but the gameplay? dunno.. i hate puzzlers!
now hitting MidnightRacingClub3 and GT4 and SpiderMan2.. they're old but not available back home.. all good with GT taking the lead by a mile!
still bringing the puppies to the old lady in doukutsu..3 out of4.. too lazy to go back in the teleporter for the last one.. argh. maybe tonight!
what teleporter? all the puppies are in the same area, no need for teleporting.
and my gaming bible (GamesTM) has given killer7 a cool 8/10 (5/10 in there means a good game, and only 2 games have every gotten a full 10!), so I'm hoping it's good. And i like the idea of just pressing a button and the character moves to where it should, gives room for puzzles/cool camera angles :)
Oh and Capcom have made some GREAT games recently, namely VJ and RE4. Did you finish VJ? I'm stuck at those magnificent 5, that lion sucks.
Check: make that 9 out of 10, in GamesTM. Now that's kick ass!
Can you guess what 2 games got 10/10? one's a gamecube exclusive, and the other is a multiformat racer :)
Yep: the Fire Leo is easy once u know what to do:
use the turbo ability to punch a lava boulder till u burst into flames, then ur fire-proof! (to an extent) u still have to jump whenever he comes running but at least now u can punch him without getting scorched.. wash,rinse,repeat..
I want VJ2 but all the versions here are poorly hacked copies without the movies and in this game u have to have movies to understand what the heck is going on..
If Killer7 was free-roaming (ala RE Outbreak) I would have started a cult for it.. but I hate games that move on rails..
and I got the puppies, and decked that tractor-tank-eye thing..too lazy to check it out now.
finished the story line in Spiderman2, running high in Midnight Club3..
about them games.. GC exclusive?
the new Metroid game? its ice-cool i give u that..
multiformat racer? project gotham? nooo it was some racing game on the X-box.. the so-called GT killer, although I cant remember the name..
cheers. keep on rocking!
hey, at least now I'm playing with games and not with anything else that could lead to blindness *cough* *cough*
:D
I'll finish off VJ once metroid prime 2 is out of the way, then I'll do killer 7. The fact that it's on rails made me buy it! I'm thick, don't like exploring!
I killed the tank off too in the end.
The 2 10/10 games are:
Metroid Prime (you're right)
Burnout 3 - Takedown!
So, my currently playing list would be:
Gamecube: Metroid Prime 2
Xbox: Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
PC: Guild Wars)
PS2: R-type Final
NDS: Pac-Pix
PSP: Mercury
GBA: nothing!
man that's alot of shit. damn
oooh R-type final.. still looking for it..argh.
oh and i got SC: chaos theory but left it in baghdad, so instead i'm playing Tenchu fatal shadows, still a poor substitute for Sam.
:) cheers friend! will go play some more stuffs..
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