Remember Eubrick The Retired?

Of course you don't - unless you've recently played DeathSpank. He's the guy behind this good delicious post from many moons ago.

Eubrick is one of the most funniest video game characters you'll ever meet. A retired "bastard", his stories and dialogue in DeathSpank are just too clever and funny. The whole game as a matter of fact is just brilliant - full of humour at all levels, clever jokes upon jokes, all done in a subtle, semi-serious way.

If you do play DeathSpank (and why aren't you?! it's available on Steam, 360, and PS3!) then make sure you meet Eubrick and talk to him about his younger life, especially about his "eternal youth" remedy :D