This road will be closed
Damn diversion yesterday made my journey home from work 2 hours long (normally it's 40 minutes). Grrrr.
Here's why: the road I normally use (the A14) takes me directly from work to home. It's a national speed limit road (ie 70 MPH). Except this Friday, the direction I take to go back home was closed from 21:00 to 05:00.
Of course, that Friday was also the day I'm on call, and don't finish work till 22:00.
The road signs mentioned there would be a diversion, and indeed there was one. So I took the diversion exit and followed the signs and drove on.... and on..... and on..... and on.... through country lanes at maximum 50 MPH (due to lorries), through at least 12 villages at 30 MPH limit.
To make things worse, the diversion was taking me WAY PAST where I lived, up up and up and then down down and down another road. In other words, I drove up about 30 miles and drove back down that 30 miles on narrow country lanes. Picture a triangle with one arm "closed"... so to get from A to B I had to go all the way up to C, then all the way down to B.
By the time I got home at 23:00 I was grumpy, hungry, and tired. The Big Mac I'd sneaked in just before leaving work came in very handy.